The Monica Lewinsky Blue Dress Hash

To celebrate Monica Lewinsky's birthday, the Lincoln Hash House Harriers had the annual Blue Dress Run. It was a pub crawl, and it was a blast. Bronzz Bunzz was the hare, so the trail was rife with backchecks. Flamboyatron peed into a sewer. Marvin GayPal was hit on by a toothless old drunk man as his toothless old drunk wife watched. An entire outdoor patio of a restaurant was serenaded with "Hot Vagina." A porn store clerk thought we were the strangest thing he'd ever seen in his store. You know, the usual.

Some pics:





More pics on my flickr page.

Also, I didn't write this in time for the hash, but I will be introducing it at my next opportunity:

That's Lewinsky (to the tune of That's Amore)

When the press is obsessed with the mess on your dress
That's Lewinsky
When a man lights and puffs what he pulls from your muff
That's Lewinsky
When you open your gob and the president's kno-ob
Gooooooeeess innnnn-ski
Then the world's gonna know that the intern's a ho
That's Lewinsky!

Hashers please note: I came up with some new name suggestions for Does This Mean It's Over's renaming, but I will save those to reveal at the actual event. If I am not able to attend the hash where the renaming is about to occur, I hope someone will call me for my suggestions, because I have a few really great ones.

In attendance at the Blue Dress Run were:
Flaboyatron
Tits Ahoy
Bronzz Bunzz (hare)
Once Over Easy
Marvin GayPal
Bush Beer on Tap
Does This Mean It's Over